State Convention Bingo
Gentle Reader:
It's State Convention Time! WE WILL
be there sitting right next to Mellissa Remmington (or whatever her real name is)(We know her real name) so you might suspect that we'd say hello to everyone. We plan to not cast votes for anything this weekend, but are just going for the entertainment of it all! SO, we made a bingo card for each of you to play along:
It's fun for "Grassroots," "Action Figures," and "RINOs" alike. We're playing blackout here, and some of these are judgment calls, but we trust you'll have fun nonetheless.
Remember, the goal of this Convention
is to pick the dumbest leadership you can. By doing this, we will guarantee that the OKGOP devolves to the point that it will go insolvent. Any of the options for Chairman and Vice Chair will accomplish this goal, but it likely works better if you give full control to the Action Figures.
Rumors are swirling
that if Charity Linch is elected Chair, she plans to move out of the OKGOP offices just down the street from the State Capitol and move the office to Tulsa. This makes sense. Closer to her and away from the control of the landlord, the Dewey Bartlett Trust. Likely better to move now anyway before they get evicted when they can't raise money.
So let us get
get this straight. For more than 30 years, the worst part of convention was registration. At times we wouldn't get into convention until 1 or 2 in the afternoon, and it wouldn't start until 2:30 or 3. One year, they couldn't even do a credentials report and Gary Jones just let people vote. Also, we as a party care about voter integrity. So we have a system to protect all of that, but now we don't want ot use it? This is a head scratcher. The last two conventions were some of the fastest registrations, but ignore all of that. Ignore integrity. It will just magically exist when the action figures are in control. Huh.
And Last But Not
least, we need to address the candidacy of Jake Merrick for Governor. Since the rule is that you can only have one really crazy person in a statewide race, I guess that Ryan Walters isn't running for Governor. Jake doesn't want to take donations, and plans to keep doing his radio show. There is plenty of examples in the past where radio stations that keep radio host-candidates on air get sued under FCC equal time provisions. We aren't sure how long The Eagle will be able to keep Jake employed, but good luck with that. ALSO, Merrick's candidacy brings Action Figure Leslie NesSmith back into action! We missed you, welcome back!
Enjoy convention! It may be the last one.
CW/CM/SC/WB
