Gentle reader:

Do you remember those motivational posters in the 90's? They would have a photo on them, a word like "success," then a brief motivational sentence under the word.

Gentle reader,

The election has happened. Let's start out talking about a few particular races rather than go through everything that happened:

Gentle reader,

-We had this in the can for tomorrow, but additional things have come up that we will write about separately, and wanted you to have this important news-

Gentle reader:

Have you ever studied conspiracy theories? Not, as an example, doing your research on how Kennedy died, or the chemtrails coming from Dear Leader Wayne Hill's mouth.

Gentle reader:

Happy Mother's Day to the mothers out there. BUT something needs to be said here: too many of you take this Hallmark holiday WAY too far.

Gentle reader:

There are no truer words than those of our 8th grade U.S. History teacher, Mr. H. He kept a large white notepad on the blackboard where he had written in black letters, "If you do what you did, you get what you got." Think about those words.

Oh, boy, gentle reader,

We don't really know where to start with this one. About a week ago we received the delegate list for the RNC Convention.

Gentle reader:

We have attached two of the four affidavits in the Cimarron County dispute for your unbiased consideration.

Gentle reader:

We attended the 2nd and 3rd district conventions

this weekend. Other than Brian Hobbs getting elected as a delegate to the RNC Convention, Kreeper Krems serving as the parliamentarian, and Patriot Roberts becoming an elector (really, CD3?), the district conventions were pretty lame. CD2 was done far too quickly. Boring! But that wasn't the news of the weekend.

Gentle reader:

You know when you are about to go through

construction (think I-44/US75 or I-244 in Tulsa) the construction bottlenecks and slows down. What do Okies do?

Gentle readers:

Did you know that…

it is possible to determine if a driver in Oklahoma took driver's ed here or in another state?

Gentle reader:

On Saturday, the White House gave conservatives a big middle finger of a gift when they declared Easter Sunday to be "Trans Day of Visibility."

Gentle reader:

Did you watch college basketball this weekend? We did. Apparently, the thing in college basketball is to shoot three-pointers (and LOTS of them) from as far back as you can independent of whether any of them go in.

Gentle reader:

Following our last email,

Ron Black asked if we would publish a personal note to you. Well, of course! So, without edit, please find Ron's thoughts:

Gentle reader:

Tik-Tok

Quickly: for those of you that think that China, who doesn't give their own people constitutional rights, and limits time and content on the app in their own country deserve a first amendment right to OWN an app that our state and federal governments won't even allow on government-owned devices, you have a serious problem.

Gentle reader,

Have you ever heard of Anne Gorsuch? We have no doubt that you’ve heard of her son, Neil Gorsuch. Other than his decisions in Bostock and McGirt, he’s been a great Justice on the U.S. Supreme Court.